hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
