We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
worst night to have a conscience
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Randomize