watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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