when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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