The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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