OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
don't judge my taste in strippers
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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