im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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