Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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