so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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