the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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