I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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