Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Randomize