How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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