I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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