I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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