Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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