when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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