i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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