I hope mine doesn't look like that
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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