Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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