let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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