I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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