sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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