I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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