come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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