I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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