just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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