He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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