piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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