YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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