i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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