your room smells of hookers.
And success
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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