Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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