Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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