remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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