All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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