we're blogging at a bar
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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