i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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