i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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