the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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