I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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