what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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