Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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