is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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