he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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