Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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