no, he came in my armpit
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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