i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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