I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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