What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
25 People Confess The Most Shocking Things They’ve Ever Seen In Public
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.