I am in a vortex of obligation.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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