When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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