she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?