Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life