You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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