Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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