apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I am spending my child support on dildos
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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