Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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