i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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