There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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